Kisah Polis Trafik & Jojo - malaysiakini
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I was on the way home from my office.
And, i was on the phone with a friend.
And there comes a police officer stopped me.
The conversation goes
Police Officer (PO) : you bawak kete cakap phone tak pakai handfree tak boleh.
me : Sorry?
po : Bagi i lesen.
me : sorry?
po : driving license.
me : ok.
pass the license to the PO
po : you ni india ke apa?
me : sorry?
po : you mix?
me : yes.
po : mix apa?
me : sorry?
po : You China?
me : You mean Chinese?
po : Yes, you chinese mix what?
me : Chinese, Indian, Siamese.
po : you bawak kete tadi cakap phone tu tak boleh
me : sorry??
po : you ni malaysian kenapa takleh cakap melayu ni
*he swtiched on his walkie talkie and talk to his mate
po : dia ni tak faham melayu ni
mate : dia tak faham tu susah. lepaskan je lah.
me : sorry? (dgn muka yg innocent giler babi)
po : you malaysian why no speak malay?
me : i just came back.
po : back from?
me : London.
po : you student?
me : yes
po : so u habis study dah la ni?
me : sorry?
po : you no student?
me : i am still student.
po : you finish student london?
me : i'm studying in Sunway University College now.
po : ayah you keje ape?
me : i don't understand what are you trying to say. sorry.
po : father work where?
me : my father is in langkawi.
po : business?
me : yes.
po : i give you saman. you wait.
he went to his motorbike and took the saman booklet.
po : i give you saman rm200 u bayar kat polis.
me : sorry??
po : i give u saman rm200 you go pay polis can?
me : what is saman?
po : where you go?
me : i'm going home.
po : where ur home?
me : nearby hospital tawakal.
po : i give you saman can?
me : what is saman?
*the mate on the walkie talkie says : dia tak faham tu susah nak dapat. lepas je la.
po : can give you saman?
* i buat muka yg innocent giler babi yang tak faham ape bende yg dia tgh merepek ni
me : sorry? i really don't understand you. what is saman?
po : i give you saman. can? you go pay polis.
me : errr ok??
the mate on the walkie walkie says : lepas je la. dia tak faham melayu.
the po replied : ishh. susah ah dia ni.
po : you go now.
me : huh?
*dalam hati gembira habis
po : you go now. no use phone driving.
me : sorry?
po : you go now.
me : okay.
*dengan muka yg tak faham langsung
**padahal dalam hati tengah gembira nak mampus
*lepas tu the police officer stop the car from passing by my side so i can get out.wuhuuuu!
sepanjang conversation tu i pakai british accent yg fake giler.
HAHAHAHA polis yg bodoh! ingat nak ambik rasuah dekat i? xleh blah ah!!!
TPU -Muakhakhakhakhakhakhakha...!!! Polis mi ni sepik inggelisy, mi no pil pom... aper la punya turrr polis..!
I was on the way home from my office.
And, i was on the phone with a friend.
And there comes a police officer stopped me.
The conversation goes
Police Officer (PO) : you bawak kete cakap phone tak pakai handfree tak boleh.
me : Sorry?
po : Bagi i lesen.
me : sorry?
po : driving license.
me : ok.
pass the license to the PO
po : you ni india ke apa?
me : sorry?
po : you mix?
me : yes.
po : mix apa?
me : sorry?
po : You China?
me : You mean Chinese?
po : Yes, you chinese mix what?
me : Chinese, Indian, Siamese.
po : you bawak kete tadi cakap phone tu tak boleh
me : sorry??
po : you ni malaysian kenapa takleh cakap melayu ni
*he swtiched on his walkie talkie and talk to his mate
po : dia ni tak faham melayu ni
mate : dia tak faham tu susah. lepaskan je lah.
me : sorry? (dgn muka yg innocent giler babi)
po : you malaysian why no speak malay?
me : i just came back.
po : back from?
me : London.
po : you student?
me : yes
po : so u habis study dah la ni?
me : sorry?
po : you no student?
me : i am still student.
po : you finish student london?
me : i'm studying in Sunway University College now.
po : ayah you keje ape?
me : i don't understand what are you trying to say. sorry.
po : father work where?
me : my father is in langkawi.
po : business?
me : yes.
po : i give you saman. you wait.
he went to his motorbike and took the saman booklet.
po : i give you saman rm200 u bayar kat polis.
me : sorry??
po : i give u saman rm200 you go pay polis can?
me : what is saman?
po : where you go?
me : i'm going home.
po : where ur home?
me : nearby hospital tawakal.
po : i give you saman can?
me : what is saman?
*the mate on the walkie talkie says : dia tak faham tu susah nak dapat. lepas je la.
po : can give you saman?
* i buat muka yg innocent giler babi yang tak faham ape bende yg dia tgh merepek ni
me : sorry? i really don't understand you. what is saman?
po : i give you saman. can? you go pay polis.
me : errr ok??
the mate on the walkie walkie says : lepas je la. dia tak faham melayu.
the po replied : ishh. susah ah dia ni.
po : you go now.
me : huh?
*dalam hati gembira habis
po : you go now. no use phone driving.
me : sorry?
po : you go now.
me : okay.
*dengan muka yg tak faham langsung
**padahal dalam hati tengah gembira nak mampus
*lepas tu the police officer stop the car from passing by my side so i can get out.wuhuuuu!
sepanjang conversation tu i pakai british accent yg fake giler.
HAHAHAHA polis yg bodoh! ingat nak ambik rasuah dekat i? xleh blah ah!!!
TPU -Muakhakhakhakhakhakhakha...!!! Polis mi ni sepik inggelisy, mi no pil pom... aper la punya turrr polis..!
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